So I've decided to 'blog' what ever the f*ck that means. This means any fool & there dog, with an internet connection can read what I type. So what does someone put in there 'blog'? If your reading this you either :-

a) know me (poor you)
b) are very bored (even poorer you)
c) See either a or b

Just think, the few mins of your life you have spent reading this you could have done something more productive, like 'bashed one out' (this means had a wank :) for the not so common people in the world), made a cup of tea or started your own organization & began to plan for world domination. Now the first 2, I'm very good at, the 3rd one takes time & effort. After a cup of tea & a wank, the last thing I want to do take over the world. I did try for global domination back in 91, but T.V was just too good back then, plus after a few 'joints' I'll never venture further than the fridge, for food.. hhuuuuuuummmmmmmm food.